Our car ride home from church this afternoon was suddenly interrupted with loud, shrill, and tragic crying from the Banana. It sounded like somebody had seriously hurt her.
Me: Banana, what's the matter?
Banana: [Waaahhh!] Papaya say something to me!
Me: What did he say to you?
Banana: Adagio!!!! [Waaahhhh!]
Where DO our children pick up this kind of language?!